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  Catholic Search   Custom Search Credo - the Nicene Creed Credo in unum Deum, Patrem omnipotentem, factorem caeli et terrae, visibilium omnium, et invisibilium. Et in unum Dominum Jesum Christum, Filium Dei unigenitum. Et ex Patre natum ante omnia saecula. Deum de Deo, Lumen de lumine, Deum verum de Deo vero. Genitum, non factum, consubstantialem Patri: per quem omnia facta sunt. Qui propter nos homines, et propter nostram salutem descendit de caelis. Et incarnatus est de Spiritu Sancto ex Maria Virgine:  Et homo factus est . Crucifixus etiam pro nobis: sub Pontio Pilato passus, et sepultus est. Et resurrexit tertia die, secundum Scripturas. Et ascendit in caelum: sedet ad dexteram Patris. Et iterum venturus est cum gloria, judicare vivos et mortuos: cuius regni non erit finis. Et in Spiritum Sanctum, Dominum, et vivificantem: qui ex Patre Filioque procedit. Qui cum Patre et Filio simul adoratur, et conglorificatur: qui locutus est per Prophetas. Et unam sanctam ...

You caress my lips give me the feeling I've always got the one my momma gives me every morning right before I leave for school and going away from home momma gave me you again so I wouldn't have to cuddle Everytime I am cold I was not meant to fall in love with you yet I find myself longing for you every time I so can't do without you you taste is exotic and you make me short of words I don't know what I'd do if you ever depart from me though you've reduced highly in size and I pray for hope to revive you cos without you I don't know what I'd do when I'm cold Thanks for always being there for saving me from the hands of cough I pray I always have you to myself each time I need you as I've fallen in love with you O my Peak Chocolate I'd trek a mile just to get you thanks for being there for me early in the morning and late in the night

PATRIOTISM Hmmmmm....., Patriotism, a great topic to reflect on. While thinking of what to write, babe particular event of the previous week kept on ringing in my head and the social media trend that followed it. Yes! It is exactly what you are thinking, the #Iamnotalazyyouth trend. What brought about this?, people said that our president was not being patriotic enough by embarrassing  Nigeria youths in the presence of 58 Commonwealth countries' representatives and almost all media houses in the whole world. Nigerians (including me) took to Twitter, Facebook and even WhatsApp to start a trend and also correct the president. I am not pushing blames on anyone as I am not meant to show political support to a particular party over another but I hope you are getting a clear view of what Patriotism really means According to DUTA, one of my favorite social media exploits, Patriotism is defined as the love of country and willingness to sacrifice for it. It is the ideology of attachment to...

The incubation period is usually from few hours(12) to 5 days usually between 2-3 days for a person to show symptoms after ingesting contaminated food or water. Cholera affects both children and adults(children and elderly are most vulnerable though) and can kill within hours if untreated. Most people infected with the V. cholerae do not develop symptoms, though the bacteria are present in their faces for 1-10 days after infection and are shed back into the environment, potentially infecting other people. Among people who develop symptoms, majority have wild or moderate symptoms while minority develop acute watery diarrhoea with severe dehydration. This can lead to death if left untreated. Mothers should seek prompt medical care. The symptoms include sudden onset of water diarrhoea, up to 1 liter per hour. The diarrhea has a "rice-water" appearance, where the stool looks like water with flecks of rice in it and has a fishy odour usually not associated with abdominal pain and...

Nigeria with a population of about 160 million people is presently faced with the issues of internally displaced people, comprising majorly of women, children and the elderly as a result of restiveness and flooding. Presently, there are different camp settlements for these internally displaced persons all over the country and with such come environmental and health challenges. These could result in Malnutrition and many preventable diseases, among which are water borne and water shortage diseases such as CHOLERA. Cholera is an acute intestinal infection, a disease of poverty and closely linked to poor sanitation and lack of clean drinking water, a severe highly infectious diarrhoea disease caused by the bacterium: Vibrio cholerae  . So virulent that a person could be in good health at dawn and be buried at dusk, occurrence is worldwide, and disease burden is characterized as both endemic and epidemics. According to World Health Organizations, researchers have estimated that each ...

DIABETES Definition of Diabetes Mellitus:- This is a disease in which the body's ability to produce or respond to the hormone 'insulin' is impaired, resulting in abnormal metabolism of carbohydrates and elevated glucose in the blood. It is due to either the pancreas is not producing enough insulin or the cells of the body not responding properly to the insulin produced. There are three main types of Diabetes Mellitus * Type I DM : Results from the pancreas failure to produce enough insulin or 'Juvenile Diabetes'. The cause is unknown * Type II DM: Begins with insulin resistance,a condition in which cells fail to respond to insulin properly. As the disease progresses, the lack of insulin may also develop. This form was previously referred to as "none insulin dependent Diabetes mellitus (NIDDM) or an adult-onset diabetes". The most common cause is excessive body weight and lack of exercise. * Gestational Diabetes:  It is the third main form and ...

HIS NAME IS ROGER CRAWFORD. He makes his living as a consultant and public speaker, he has written two books and travels across the US working with Fortune 500 Companies, National and Great Associations and school districts. Those aren't bad credentials. But if that doesn't impress you, how about this. Before becoming a Consultant, he was a varsity Tennis Player for Loyola Marymount University and later became a professional Tennis Player certified by the United States Professional Tennis Association. Still not IMPRESSED? Would you change your mind if I told you Roger has NO HANDS(wrists and fingers) and ONLY ONE FOOT!  Roger Crawford was born with a condition called ECTRODACTYLISM. When he emerged from his Mother's womb, the doctors said that he had a thum-line projection extending out of his right forearm, and thumb and index growing from his left forearm. He had no palms. His legs and arms were shortened. And his left leg possessed a shrunken foot with only three toes...

Here are the acronyms talked about in the last post AMD- Advanced Micro Devices ATA- Advanced Technology Attachment AVI- Advanced Video Interleaved BASIC- Beginners All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code BIOS- Basic Input Output System bit- biNARY DIGit Blog- WEb log BPS- Bits Per Second BSoD- Blue Screen of Death BT- Bluetooth CAD- Computer-Aided Designs CAD- Computer-Aided Engineering CAM- Computer-Aided Manufacturing CAPTCHA- Completely Automated Public Turing Test to tell Computers and Humans Apart CDMA- Code Division Multiple Access CHAP- Challenge-Handshake Authentication Protocol CMOS- Complimentary Metal-Oxide Semi-conductor COBOL- Common Business-Oriented Language CPU-Central Processing Unit DAT-Digital Audio Tape DB-Database DBA- Database Administrator DBMS- Database Management System DHCP-Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol DVI- Digital Visual Interface EDGE-Enhanced Data-rates for GSM Evolution EVDO- Evolution-Data Optimized OR Evolution Data Only ...

It is a common thing today to see an average person who owns a laptop, iPad, pocket PC, netbook, Android, notebook and other handheld electronic devices for the purpose that is best known to the owner (thanks to Information Age Era). However, the capability of these IT electronic devices is the most important justifier of the price tag attached to them. The owner must therefore take full advantage of their vast capabilities; any form of underutilization will be wasteful It is worthy of note also, that the advent of social connectivity/productive websites/software like Facebook, Twitter, Skype instant messaging clients and servers etc. is changing the way we communicate and relate to those important to us; hence the need to learn and be proficient in handling your device. The greatest key to taking advantage of your I.T gadgets and productivity devices is to be a perpetual student who learns something new everyday. The starting point is the owners' log manual, and then take advan...

EUTHANASIA Hello dear reader, I welcome you to today's edition of the youth corner, we know it has been a long time, but please, sit back, relax and enjoy the new goodies we have brought back for you. In today's edition, we will be talking about Euthanasia, it's meaning, 'advantages', disadvantages, moral view and the view of the church. Euthanasia is simply mercy-killing. According to the 7th edition of the Oxford dictionary, it is the practice of killing without pain. Most times, it is to save dying people from miserable death and offer them a quick way. It is illegal in most countries, even here in Nigeria, why?, Because it is also a form of 'assisted suicide'. Like I said earlier, let's talk about the so-called 'advantages', most writers prefer to leave this out because it is not so real, but I won't so that you will have reasons to believe every other word in this article. An advantage is that it saves patient from going through worse ...

Good day everyone, this is the second edition you have all been waiting for *Remember, when opportunity knocks, it doesn't know you've had a bad day, welcome it with a smile ☺ *We are what we do repeatedly, excellence is not then an act, but a habit. *No man ever got high by pulling others down *Time shall reveal the son of perdition *Every man is an architect of his own future *There is never a write time to do the wrong thing *There is no future in any job, the future lies in the man that holds the job *Your character is more important than your talent *Failing is not the worst thing, quitting is *Only a life lived for others is worth living *Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for a greater responsibility *The value you place on others is largely a function of the value you place on yourself *Never luck into thi ngs , build step by step, either friendship or opportunities *No thorn; no throne *The world stands aside to let a focused and determined pe...

QUOTES FOR A BETTER LIFE Good day everyone, I am Asunde Osiro,  the admin of this blog and I am here to give some quotes to use to take charge of your life. This will take place in different editions and this is the first, take your time, jot it down and apply them to your life *A vision is a dream that has met the test of logical thinking  *Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart ♥  *Imagination is more important than knowledge  *We live in the present and dream of the future but u can only learn eternal truth from the past *The best use of life is to spend it on something that outstands life *It is far better to be pulled by a vision than to be pulled by circumstances *Give all you have, if it is worth it  *The greater the obstacle, the greater the glory in over coming it *Knowledge is the only type of wealth that multiplies when you give it away *He who looks outside, dreams and he who looks inside, aw...

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